I really want to see Zack & Miri Make a Porno this Friday but the wife isn’t down. She’s had her fill (pause) of Seth Rogen and his stoner comedy. I haven’t. Plus, it reminds me of the first porno I watched; don’t worry no graphic details here. I was 9 or 10 I believe, and everyone in my apartment was sound asleep. I crept out of bed and went to the living room to watch some cable. I had been curious about the channels with the squiggly lines and moans aka the pay-per-view porn channel. Little did I know you could order it with the touch of one button! I started finagling with the remote control until finally it came on.
Gulp! Next thing I see is boobies and ass and I’m fascinated. I lower the volume and essentially start watching a silent porno called Love Button 2. I only watched s couple of minutes because my sister came out and I got scared shitless. A couple of weeks pass by and the cable bill comes…dum, dum, dum. My sis is like, “Who ordered Love Button 2?” Gulp! Everyone acts bewildered and I play along. Long story short I ordered some more movies the following month and the pussy…err…cat was out of the bag. My sis gave me the “talk” and they put a parental lock on the cable box so I couldn’t press any ‘love buttons’ anymore. Somehow, I didn’t grow up to be a porn addict; probably because of that parental lock. How old were you when you watched your first porn?
Uno,
Jesus
2 comments:
I can't front, its because of porn that I'm a freak. And I've never gotten complains. Just the "ooooh" and the "aaahhhhs."
Those days were the shit! I remember back in 89, Continental Cablevision had the Playboy Channel available after 5 PM unscrambled. How that happened in my household, I'll never know. But I will say this: watching T&A helped me to appreciate the beauty of the female anatomy and the wonders of lesbian sex.
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